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You know what would be HILARIOUS?
For everyone NOT involved in the situation?
If the Uzumaki, mad lads that they were, seal master's who routinely moon the Shinigami for funsies that they are, got SUUUUUPER drunk? And were like?
"F-! *hic!* FUCK your fancy ass Summons contract Himiko! I got one TOO, you know. A..An' it's TOTALLY better then yours! It's got BLACKJACK! And hookers!" *falls on their face unconscious*
Needless to say? Not their proudest moment. Actually, their kinda deeply embarrassed. But like FUCK ARE THE BACKING DOWN! Their mouths wrote a check their ass can't currently cash... so the only REASONABLE solution? Apologize and tell the truth? Psh! NO.
Break Reality Until It's TRUE.
THEN they weren't technically lying!
They're a GENIUS~☆! :D
And yes, yes this IS normal behavior for them. It's both cultural AND genetic. There was a REASON people were terrified of those insane mother fuckers.
Because? They just? MADE UP a A Summons Contract. With Who? Dunno! We're gonna find out! But it looks right Seals wise! *signs name before anyone with sense can stop them, does the signs, draws blood aaaand?*
POOF!
Nani THE FUCK!? Says local dead Japanese 16th century fisherman who was flying by to visit the Lair of his buddy the 14th century monk. Behold! A FUCKING ZONE GHOST! He is unsummoned before he can react.
The Uzumaki have A Ghost Contract™.
.........th....they may have fucked up.
YOU THINK?
Roars basicly the ENTIRE Elders council. Who FUCKING FELT THAT. Because EVERYONE Felt that. They're SENSOR. That was a HOLE in REALITY that somehow GLOWED like a BEACON of both absolute Nothingness and Death! You TRAUMATIZED THE KIDS, YOU ASSHOLE!
Still....they ARE ninja. And Curious mother fuckers to the last.
So basically EVERYONE and their dog signs it. They somehow get WEIRDER. Bigger Chakra reserves. Obsessive tendencies. Meh, you win some, you lose some.
But? Then they fuckin DIE. (And their WHOLE ASS VILLAGE SHOWS UP IN THE ZONE. OH GOD, WHAT-!?)
And some grave robbing fuck tries to use the Contract. SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!
Ghost Uzumaki!
Your literal worst nightmare!
They DO NOT try using it again. It gets sealed DEEP. Until the Hokage gets wind of it. And, of course, Danzo. The Hokage sends Hound. And Team Kakashi on a completely unrelated but nearby "help a farmer" mission. Danzo sends assassins. Because he's fucking awful.
Kakashi gets the scroll.
Yep. Creepy rambling and shit handwriting, def Uzumaki. Time to go.
He gets attacked on the way back to camp. GDI Root. Well, its you or me. Sucks for you, I guess. They fight. They get a lucky shot. He bleeds on the scroll, doesn't notice. But SURELY... SURELY it isn't CROWDED enough with names that the Uzumaki just added a "and anyone who bleeds on THIS part at the bottom _______ plus does the handsigns" towards the end.... RIGHT??
RIGHT?! Look him in the EYES Uzumaki Clan, RIGHT??!
They would prefer not to answer that. The Vibez here are getting REALLY aggressive, you know? >.> It made sense at THE TIME...
So... he goes to summon his Dogs.
And he SURE DOES GET UM.... plus One(1!!!).
Who the FUCK is this glowing green dog? A puppy? Kakashi seeing the dimwitted looking little thing about to get STABBED tries to rescue it. It takes one look look at him (worried for it), the other dogs (growling at his enemies, fighting) and... turns around, shifting as it does, to HUNDREDS of times it's previous size.
Like an Akimichi transformation.
A sudden, hulking, green WOLF with red glowing eyes and killing intent that would Rival a demon's. The howl is unearthly. It joins the fray like a meat thresher.
Then pops back to a floating, tongue lolling, dimwitted pup the second everything is done.
G...God boy?
Far be it for KAKASHI to fear a dog, no MATTER how dangerous. So he carries it back to camp. Where it seems to instant fall in LOVE with Naruto. They become the BEST of friends.
There's frolicking.
Looking down at the pocket with the scroll he reclaimed? Yeah. Yeah that tracks. According to Pakkun, the pup has a "weird, echo-y" accent and is incredibly scatter brained. Training to be a gaurd dog? WAS Training. IS currently... what.
Okay. IS currently the gaurd dog/pet of an Emperor. Because THATS not alarming. Did the Royal family all... wait... he examines the pup again. Transparent. Was it KILLING intent he felt... or a Deathy pressure? Didn't the Uzumaki have Forbidden soul and death seals? It would stand to REASON...
Oh god damn it.
Pakkun. Pakkun please tell me that pup is ALIVE.
(He can not.) (Hilariously? Dispite being TERRIFIED of Ghosts? Naruto is TOTALLY COOL with Zone Ghosts? Don't be MEAN, Sensei! They're just PEOPLE! It's not THEIR fault They're dead! Now GHOSTS? Spooky and EVIL! Totally different.)
@hdgnj @babbling-babull @hypewinter @legitimatesatanspawn @mayfay
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Just had to push this out while is still Pride Month.
Some of the lgbt characters in my Second Chance AU to celebrate pride month.
#uty#undertale yellow#undertale#ut#uty second chance au#ut frisk#ut greater dog#ut alphys#ut undyne#uty moray#uty dina#ut doggo#ut lesser dog#ut mad mew mew#ut mettaton#green soul#kindness soul#purple soul#perseverance soul#lesbian#gay#bisexual#transgender#aroace#pride month
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I’d like to remind the TMNT fandom that the multiverse is a thing in the TMNT series - looking at you, 2003 - so, what about where after the movie and Mikey created that portal between dimensions to save Leo, there’s a weakness in the realms, tears forming in the turtles’ dimension that are small enough to not really worry about anyone falling in, but it’s what comes out that is the problem.
Because what comes out is a green puppy that can walk through walls, turn invisible, grow into a large hellhound-looking dog, and likes to leave everybody he licks in green slime-like goo. At least he’s taken a liking to Leo! Makes it easier to coral the little dog in the meantime until the Hamato clan has some idea of what to do with him.
On the flip side of things, Ghost King Danny really wants to know where Cujo got to since he hadn’t seen the ghost dog for a while and is starting to worry. Especially when he can sense new rips in the Infinite Realms that lead to somewhere he hasn’t explored yet.
#rottmnt#danny phantom#I’ve seen a lot of dp x dc prompts around#and then I remembered that oh hey#TMNT has done some crossovers with DC before#time for Phantom to make his mark!#danny phantom x rottmnt crossover AU#cujo is adorable#I love that green doggo#ghost dog saliva is ectoplasm#just imagine getting gooped with slobbery dog kisses#does Leo get a therapy dog?#therapy dog cujo#let the doggo be protective#and confused#this boy can clearly make portals but they’re blue?#Cujo only sees traumatized teenager like his master#more traumatized teenagers#this dog has been hanging out with Jazz too much#or is just plain too protective over those that give good belly rubs#Danny be worrying about his ghost pup#because the Valerie incident#the turtles are wondering where this dog came from and are worried about the spillage of whatever realm he’s from into theirs
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Tumblr Takeover Day Three!
Sorry about the late arrival but I had to take care of something! I think I got a bit of green in my teeth haha! So welcome to day three! It's been soooo long since I've had people ask about me! Oh and I guess the other ones are still here too. Anyways less talky more asky!!
The other takeovers going on this week:
@peri-berrypawductions for Little Nightmares/Wandersong/Their own ocs/ And Tammi au stuff
@belleroseloungecorner for Crystal/Belle/And E
Don't worry about her. Doggo always fixes her toys when they break.
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Ok ok consider: dsaf actor au (for convenience sake their names are the same as in the games)
-Dave absolutely loosing it over "pick up the fox, grand canyon" scene
-both Jack and Dave making sure that the kids take frequent breaks from acting
-SO. MANY. RETAKES
-someone ends up actually getting stuck in one of the animatronic suits
-blackjack refuses to listen half the time and when he does listen he ONLY listens to Jack
-actual hours are spent on makeup
-scenes are half green screen and half actual sets
-everyone gets distracted by the doggos all the time
-it was REALLY hard to film the fight against Henry, he couldn't for the life of him say mean things to them
-Jack, Dee, and Peter are actually related!
-Jack and Dave have so many inside jokes, they look at eachother and start laughing their asses off
-Also, Dave and Jack are boyfriends!
I have so many more but I'd love to hear what other ideas ppl have!
#dsaf#dsaf jack#dsaf dave#dsaf henry#dsaf dee#dsaf peter#dsaf blackjack#dsaf davesport#dsaf actor au#kip yells
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hullo there, human! i am named basil ^-^ basil dela cruz!
enjoy as you watch me spiral into madness in the author's notes of all my fanfics and (sometimes, but rarely) when i make art :3
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fun facts abt me!:
I have two doggos- one of them shares my online name, basil! the other is the grumpy peanut, my pfp!
i enjoy trials of mana (ive only played the remake, sadly! i want the og, but i wont buy it-)
i have almost all the pjo books
I have a habit of joining fandoms without watching/reading the book/show/movie....
i have a stuffy (plushie) named bitbit :3
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my gender? how kind!:
i'm a female <3
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nationality~:
fully filipino!
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favorite characters (bc i have taste):
game = green
movie/show = blue
book = red
Sokka ;3 (from Avatar: the Last Airbender by Nickelodeon)
Leo Valdez (from Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan
Mikleo (from Tales of Zestiria by Bandai Namco)
Zuko (From Avatar: the Last Airbender)
Percy Jackson (from Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan)
Sorey (From Tales of Zestiria)
Ariadne (From Ariadne by Jennifer Saint)
Telegonus (from circe by madeline miller)
Telemachus (from circe)
Circe (from circe)
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fandoms/communities i'm in:
Percy Jackson
Avatar: the Last Airbender
Tales of Zestiria
Narnia
Greek Mythology in general ig???
does art count-
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ships~:
percabeth
sormik
kataang
zukka
i dont rly ship anyone from narnia sadly (except maybe casmund)
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fic guide!:
PJO fics- (And Greek-myths in general)
dream of me (a fic focused on tv show!poseidon)
you're holding the heart of mine (focused on book!poseidon)
The Oracular Goddess (Agathe lies to be the Oracle, and faces consequences)
Ariadne's Revival (A fic on Ariadne and Dionysus. Short and sweet. Also my first post!)
A:TLA fics-
In The Midnight (fluffy zukka fic)
A Smile I Will Never See (kyoshi warrior!sokka)
A Civil Conversation (a pre-zukka fic)
A Second Chance (Pakku-centric, also includes Kanna!)
In Remembrance of You (kataang angst, takes place during tlok)
Discoveries (That I Panic About) (zukka, ft. confused hakoda (he... takes it well dw :3))
the fire burns so bright (until i cannot hide) part 1 (zukka au ft. actual spirit zuko and firebender sokka)
Dysfunctional Fam(tm)
(I thought it required its own section)-
Chapter 1 - The Start
Chapter 2 - Godly Troubles Galore!
Chapter 3 - Suspicions....
Chapter 3 - The Return of the Star
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!WARNINGS!
I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY HATE ON THIS BLOG.
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Note:
may make changes to this post ty <3
p.s. i forgot to credit @thatcheeseycandle
#greek mythology#atla#greek gods#literature#intro post#blog intro#introductory post#introduction#zukka#sormik#kataang#percabeth
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Never negotiate with Pidge. She'll always come out on top. Shiro's trying his best, but.. Yeah. It's not going well. Also! Blind Twinverse au! Judging by Pidge's outfit. I can't help but want Kosmo to be acquired earlier in the series and Pidge finding him. Sorry, Keith. Also! Shiro got a new outfit! And it makes sense with his arm instead of tucking in, the sleeve hangs over it nicely. As he deserves.
Anyway! I hope y'all enjoy our favourite green girl being strong when adopting the space doggo! Because honestly? I love Pidge being stronger than expected. Until next time!
#Pidge#Shiro#Kosmo#blind twinverse#Katie Holt#VLD Pidge#VLD Kosmo#cosmic wolf#VLD Shiro#Takashi Shirogane#Pidge Gunderson#VLD#voltron legendary defender#blind pidge au#pidge deserves to be strong#this au will definitely take deviations from canon#because kosmo deserves to join the au sooner#shiro has an outfit that makes sense now#there is no winning against pidge#sam holt would be proud at the attempt#colleen gunderson would laugh because it didn't go well for shiro
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So I'm starting to draw out my Pirates smp designs then after that I'll draw my ocs as pirates, so heres some info for that a, its not really a pirates smp au its more of a fantasy pirates au just w/ the psmp factions
Winter
Kites
Rivals with Raz
Moon's childhood friend/bodyguard
Wanted to be a knight but couldn't bc she's a girl
She's a blaze which means she gets pyromancy, pointy teeth and ears,claws, funky eyes(if you where wondering what her eye's look like she has red irises and black sclera) and a tail.
Joined piracy to a) protect Moon and b) blow stuff up
Weapons : Scimitar and crossbow
Raz
Kites
Rivals with Winter
Bff with Atticus and Kip
Almost joined the Herons but decided that fighting sounded funner
She's a moth! Which means she gets four arms and wings and is 2 and a half feet tall
Weapons : Kunai a lot of kunai and also a big needle(think Hornet form HK)
Kip
Herons
Former Witches apprentice
Bffs with Raz and Atticus
Their old teacher did something terrible and thats why Kip want to make a name for themself
They don't know how to pirate so they stay in the crow's nest watching everything
Dead most likely bc of the weird purple stuff
Weapons : Rapier and magic(is magic a weapon? idk)
Atticus
Herons
Like always his family sucks
Bffs with Raz and Kip
Spider boi! Which means 2 extra sets of arms, he's 4 feet tall and is also venomous, so pointy teeth
Weapons : PISTOL, I feel like Atticus deservers a gun as a treat
Moon
Comes from a noble/rich family
Her family sucks as always
Warships a moon goddess (Lunalot)
Pining for Winter
Childhood best friends with Winter
MOON DEAMON! She gets tiny horns, pointy teeth and ears, and a tail. OH and also is a bit stronger at night
She is still blind and still has her guide dog Starr(good doggo)
Weapons : Katana, shadow magic
Sybil
Nightingales
Former Sorcerers apprentice
Pyromancer mostly with a bit of everything else
Their a goblin so pointy teeth and ears, green, yellow eyes and 3 feet tall
Weapons : MAGIC!!
Thats all folks
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Odd Della Robbia & Kiwi
The story is mostly the same, only XANA is on Earth and therefor, the heroes fight him on Earth with superpowers!
AU
I will RP canon Odd and canon Kiwi too!
Name: Odd Della Robbia Age: 14 Species: Human Gender: Male Pronouns: He/Him Height: 4'8″ Weight: ??? Powers: Shapeshifting into animals, Laser Arrows, Shield, Understanding animals, Enhanced senses (sight, smell, hearing), Stronger bite, Some night vision
A teenager attending Kadic Academy in France along side dozens of other students, however unlike most of the other students, he’s fighting a secret war against an evil AI trying to take over the world! With his friends by his side, his dog, and all his animal friends, he works to keep the AI from getting anymore of an upper hand!
Odd is a fun loving teenager who loves food and prefers to mess around than do school work, but he still does his studies to keep his grades high enough to keep out of trouble. Just enough at least.
He’s a jokester and does his best to keep the moral of the team of heroes up. When it comes to time to fight, he taunts the enemy to help his team that way, with his speed and agility given his hero form as a purple cat, he’s able to use this to his advantage.
Odd can talk to animals and understand them outside of his hero form, he’s much more agile, and has enhanced hearing and eyesight and slight night vision. It is unclear if he can purr.
His season 1 Earth outfit is his main outfit, for his hero outfit see the bottom of the post!
He also has green eyes!
Kiwi Della Robbia
Name: Kiwi Della Robbia Age: Young Species: Dog Gender: Male Pronouns: He/Him Height: Medium/Small Weight: ??? Powers: Shapeshifting into wereform, Enhanced senses overall, Human level smarts (6 year old), Higher tolerance, Able to understand humans
Kiwi can now help fight XANA! The beloved doggo can shape shift into a werewolf like form called Werekiwi! Its slightly bigger than a wolf and comes with the werewolf bulk and strength! He can now also understand humans and understand other things too, as he can now sort of read and understand concepts like time and complex dangers.
He’s also able to survive more too, having a higher tolerance to things that would normally harm dogs. While he’ll still get sick if he eats too much, he’s able to get into things without getting extremely ill as quickly. Meaning XANA can’t take the mutt out as easily!
Kiwi is an early warning system for certain kinds of XANA attacks as well as an aid to help fight or just be a distraction if they need one!
His hero form is a large werewolf looking beast, bigger than a wolf, but only slightly taller than the the heroes, so about 5′3″.
Kiwi has brown eyes.
Outside of hero form has all his expect his senses are dulled. Still can pick on XANA attacks though. And Odd’s socks.
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MLC AU brainrot rambles
FDB with his gourmet coffee. Running late because he HAS to go to that one coffee place in the area that is acceptable. A smart cookie. Got into the university of his choice by merit not connections. His mom wanted him to go to her alma mater and tried her damndest to make it so but Xiaobao prevailed.
DFS part-time lecturer. Brilliant. Runs an R&D firm. Was at the top of his field until LLH came onto the scene with his groundbreaking research. Gardens in his spare time to destress. Likes nature. Takes walks when he can through the green space on campus.
LLH with his doggo. He invented stuff and has patents. FDB's mom and DFS know him By Reputation. He dropped off the face of the earth x years ago and has kept a low profile since.
Gif credit: lilianhuas
FDB nepobaby undergrad student running late with his coffee
DFS part-time lecturer on the phone
LLH former child prodigy, completed PhD at 21, walking his dog
They crash into each other at the same time, cue romance, gossip, domestic fluff, one the biggest cases of academic fraud you’ve ever seen that ends up murdering so so many lives and careers spanning multiple universities in multiple countries
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Puppo Guy Animation
An AU where he has a tail because why the heck not
This was made based on a fact that whenever Sam is near Guy, his tail wags happily (Like a regular dog would, of course) and it usually happens involuntarily XD But Sam finds it very adorable and tends to tease Guy about it like “Aw, you’re happy to see me?”
Such a cute AU honestly :’) BUT not made by me. That credit goes to https://instagram.com/tyytanb0n3.d?igshid=nbvu27ib8d34
Go check them out if you’d like! ^^ 💖
#geah#green eggs and ham#briefcase buddies#briefcase boyfriends#briefcase husbands#sam i am#guy am i#ship#cute#puppo guy#au#thingy#i love it#hEck yEs >:0#💖💖💖#guy x sam#doggo#idk what else to tag#wheeze#animation#animatic
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I am in love with the dog that doesn't die au. Imagine Mo-chan following Shiggy when he leaves the hideout after meeting Dabi and Toga and when the two end up at the mall, Mo-chan immediately runs off to find Izuku.
Shiggy: Mo-chan what-?
Mo-chan: *happy doggo giving green haired All Might fan all the kisses*
Shiggy: Oh, Mo-chan's chosen one.
Izuku: ????? Chosen one ?????? What?
this is of course how that scene goes. also i don't think i ever mentioned the chosen one thing so our brains must have synced. cause tomura definitely sees izuku as the chosen one and it's wonderful
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was talking ab this to a friend but I gave some ninjago characters a partner pokemon
so like if ninjago was a region, the pokemon kinda replace elemental powers for those who have em. So basically my au is like the pokemon games but with ninjago and some of its characters :)
kai- arcanine, bc idk i feel like hed like a big ol fire doggo but its also a strong fire type like kai
nya- vaporeon or lapras, i cant decide but probs vaporeon bc shed find it rly cute but hers is like hella strong too
jay- raichu, idk gives me jay energy LOL
cole- mudsdale gives me cole vibes so why not, big ol horsey
zane- i wanted to give him frosmoth bc im biased but i feel like his partner would be alolan ninetails
lloyd- im gonna give him a mew bc green ninja destiny shit makes me think hed have something like a mew
wu- i feel like his father would have handed down a legendary to him, so i think hed have a xerneas
garm- i feel like hed have a greninja for no particular reason at all- /s
pixal- i feel like shed have a little jirachi
FSM- mewtwo. do i need to explain? LOL
ronin- probs a thievul, again need i explain? LOL
dareth- meowth. specifically one that can talk like team rocket's meowth
chen- i feel like hed have a throh idk, fighting type so yeah
clouse- i feel like hed have a mandibuzz bc dark type and its kinda ugly AHFBSF
morro- LITERALLY has a gengar like cmon need i explain
acronix- somehow got dialgia...i mean...time god pokemon? it works
krux- i dont know if theres any other time themed pokemon but hed probably have a spiritomb
harumi- zoroark ig
nadakhan- landorus. theyre literally so similar like cmon
ill give em all full teams eventually maybe idk ill try. also, ive decided that Zane's falcon in my au is a talonflame :)
and like ik a few of these guys have literal legendaries which may not make sense aside from wu, FSM and lloyd's cases ig, for acronix and nadakhan its just kinda funny- LMAO
#ninjago headcanons#ninjago masters of spinjitzu#ninjago#kai ninjago#nya ninjago#jay ninjago#cole ninjago#zane ninjago#lloyd ninago#wu ninjago#garmadon ninjago#first spinjitzu master#pixal ninjago#ronin ninjago#dareth ninjago#chen ninjago#clouse ninjago#morro ninjago#acronix ninjago#krux ninjago#time twins#krux and acronix#harumi ninjago#nadakhan ninjago#pokemon au#ninjago pokemon au
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I don't remember if anyone has brought it up before but please tell me polterpup is a thing in your AU. Luigi needs his favorite doggo!
Polterpup is an emotional support ghost-dog and he lives in Evershade Mansion. He isn't Luigi's dog so green man doesn't actually keep him, but whenever Luigi visits Evershade Mansion Polterpup has the tendency to follow him around. Luigi is his favorite mortal. :)
Pup's job is to comfort anyone who's in need of it, which I'd imagine is a lot of folks arriving at the mansion given they've... well. Recently died. He provides puppy kisses, playtime, cuddles, full-body wiggles (his tiny body cannot contain his happiness), and your daily dose of Good Boi. uwu
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Prefects from different houses.. sounds hot
So in my mind, Anthony is a Slytherin from a pureblood family, Let's say Kate's half-blood and a Gryffindor (Blood purity is not coming into the AU fun HP verse stuff only) it just helps for backstory.
They have been rivals since day dot
Because Anthony is a little cocky about his abilities and Kate's a little more nervous, and it just doesn't make for a very good time when they're seated together in Transfiguration.
By the time they get to sixth year, Anthony is insufferable as far as Kate's concerned as they battle one another for top marks. And as far as Anthony's concerned Kate's a menace who still won't admit it was her who turned his Hair Yellow during a quidditch game.
Kate is super proud over the summer holidays when the shiny new head girl badge falls out of the envelope, and so is Mary. Mary's even got her a puppy to celebrate (let's pretend doggos are allowed at Hogwarts) and Kate keeps being excited until she gets to the front of the train and Anthony Bridgerton is there. A Green badge matching her red.
"You have got to be kidding me!"
"I'm afraid not, Sharma, looks like the two of us are going to be getting pretty cozy this year." Anthony said, smirking at her.
"Over my dead body, just stay on your side of the compartment!"
And Kate really doesn't know when it happened, but by Christmas, she'd grinding against Anthony Bridgerton's thigh in the broom cupboard on the 5th floor when they're supposed to be patrolling the corridors. And every time they say it'll never happen again, they'll never do it again, but they just can't help themselves.
"Do you wanna go to Hogsmeade this weekend?" Anthony frowns at her one day, while she tugs her skirt back into place, blushing a little furiously.
"I am going to Hogsmeade this weekend, everyone is." Kate says quickly, her heart racing.
Anthony rolls his eyes, "Yeah I get that, but do you want to go with me?"
Kate's heart stops, turning towards Anthony who looks more nervous than she's ever seen him, his hand ruffling his hair, his eyes shining down at her.
"Um, yeah, okay." And the smile he gives her is the most incredible thing she's maybe ever seen.
It's only when she's laying in bed that she realises that the date o Saturday, is the 14th of February.
IDK something like that
#the hogwarts au I'll probably never write#kathony#anthony x kate#anthony bridgerton#kate sheffield#kate sharma#molly's asks and answers
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I want our beautiful au to be my final thesis 😭
Let me start with this little bonus introducing extra characters
When the kids are older, Rex is best buddies with this young sub teacher Skywalker
Cody has this hate-love relationship with his english teacher, Mr. Kenobi,
Cody has to write new essays every week which he hates,
But at the same time he really likes Mr. Kenobi because he trolls other teachers lmfao,
Mr. Kenobi cheerfully greeting the school Janitor Mr. Grevious saying hello there every time he sees him, even for the 12th time on the same day (lol I just imagined their rots fight but instead of lightsabers mega clanker wields mops),
Miss Tano is the coolest PE teacher ever!
Din is secretly loaded with money,
Of course he is not Boba-wealthy, duh, he is just a kindergarten teacher,
But he is a frugal, simple man, won't even treat his poor truck with some proper fixing,
And also, okay, I am not sure about this, you'd be a judge, but I kinda wanted to incorporate Din being the Mand'alor into our universe. I was thinking maybe something like big inheritance from his late parents idk you tell me baby, you have the galaxy brain, not me. Or let's just scratch that idea.
Anyways, Din won't hesitate on spending money on you, kids or doggo,
He got Grogu a portable cage/terrarium thingy(do those even exist lol) for his frog, because Grogu would keep on hiding his little green friend in his pocket,
Grogu once or twice sneaked the frog into the classroom,
One day you all had a family gathering at Paz', everything was great until one of the customers started acting out,
There was this middle aged, read headed woman just being the biggest Karen on Earth,
You needed to calm Boba instantly because he was ready to shoot her on sight lol,
Din brings out all the children for his weekly reading at the local library,
Big bear Paz practicing yoga???,
Also wanted to teach you some of the poses but he got too distracted by your body being so flexible and tiny,
Omg, also he was so afraid of holding your newborn baby girl,
But then omg Big Boy Paz and smol bundle of joy in his arms 😭😭😭,
You once jokingly said to Paz that you weren't sure if you put on some weight because of him spoiling you with desserts or if it was due to something else 🤭,
Din, being a tiddies man ans having a breeding kink would have lactation kink as well, change my mind 🥴,
But imagine him shyly admiting to you that he'd like to try your milk, umm or no maybe I've gotten too carried away here,
I'm gonna hide in the corner now - 🐣
Jesus Christ, you are on point as always....
Ok so first off the Rex and Cody thots are so cute....
Rex may be close with Mr. Skywalker, but his favorite teacher is definitely Ms. Tano
Cody definitely gets into sass matches with Mr. Kenobi
Yoda is the principal of the highschool?
So as for Din, what if he becomes the new superintendent of the school district?
Like it pays more than just a teaching position, so that could be why he gets more money, and he gets a position of authority
Idk, those are just my thoughts
Now on to the other stuff.....
What if Din just bought Grogu one of those back packs that have a clear bubble for cats
He was just tired of him trying to take the frog with them everywhere, and he was scared he might accidentally hurt his beloved pet
Now Grogu tries to take the frog everywhere in the backpack
Din totally gathers all of kids up and packs them into his truck for library story time
Rex and Cody totally always help Grogu pick out books to checkout each week
Din and lactation, yes, just yet
The second you start complaining about your breasts being sensitive, he instantly starts staring just staring at your books more
Then as he after the birth of your first kid he asks shyly if you would let him try your milk too
He will get carried away if you don't stop him...
Now, Paz doing yoga is very 🥵🥵🥵
But imagine him doing push ups with you on his back
Or him doing crunches, and lifting his legs as you sit on his feet and giving you quick pecks on your lips
Or him doing hip thrusts while you straddle his thighs (this one can be done with or without clothing)
OMG, Paz fucking into your thighs and making you cum from the head of his cock pounding your clit over and over
Ok I gotta stop, I'm over heating.....
How did you stop Boba from shooting the lady in Paz’s, you grabbed his thigh before standing up and telling her to fuck off this is a family restaurant and they don't need her shit
She slapped you and you just twisted her arm behind her back and lead her out of the restaurant before marching back in
Boba just smirks and kisses you before saying, that was the sexiest thing he has ever seen you do
You then get dragged back to his penthouse and you are thoroughly wrestled into Boba's black silk sheets
Okay, I will be going to take a cold shower now....
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